once upon a time there was a little girl who was an avid food network watcher. she watched food network every chance she got, salivating at all the deliciousness the chefs were cooking up. one evening, the little girl had an idea. she would make some sugar cookies.
"who will look up recipes?"
"i," stated the little girl.
"who will go to ralph's at midnight to buy baking soda?"
"i," volunteered the little girl.

"who will mix the dough with her hands because she doesn't have a mixer?"
"i," she said gladly.
"who will impatiently wait for the cookies to bake?"
"i," said the little girl patiently.
when the cookies were taken out, and cooled on a rack,

"who will help me eat the delicious cookies?"
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